sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Monday, November 2, 2009

In one version of Heaven





Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama go to heaven...


Yes it's a stretch that these three misfits would make it, but who can consult the divine mind with any degree of certainty? So roll with it, please.




  God addresses Al first..  ''Al, what do you believe in?''






Al replies: "Well, I believe I won that election,
but it was your will that I did not serve..
 I've come to understand that now.''


 
God thinks for a second and says:
  "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''


  God then addresses Bill.  "Bill, what do you believe in?''







  Bill replies:  "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a
grudge against my fellow man,
and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' 

  God thinks for a second and says:
  "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''





  Then God addresses Barack.  "Barack, what do you believe in?''






  Barack replies:  "I believe you're in my chair."