sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Saturday, October 6, 2012

I'm an Obama Campaign Volunteer: Free Advice

Why did Obama crash and burn during the first debate? I'm going to become an Obama Campaign Volunteer (briefly) just to offer some thoughts on this one issue:

Why did Barack allow Mitt Romney 
(metaphorically) to pull his pants down 
in front of 65 million people?



The theories are beginning to emerge and I offer some encouragement and sincere advice for the next debate:

Bill Maher - "He spent the $1 million I gave him on weed"


Suggested Remedy: When you're out there in Vegas partying with Snoop Dog, and studying, stick to the brown leaf rather than over indulging on the green leaf.

You need to also be willing to pass the joint to Maher if you don't want him to accuse you of essentially embezzling his dope.

Oh, and happy anniversary to you and the first lady.




Al Gore - "It was the air that got to him"


Suggested Remedy: Next time, bring one of those oxygen tanks in a sling and put the tube around your head and under your nose so that you can breath. Mitt might not want to beat you up so severely if you do that. Governor Romney has a lot of compassion for the sick. If you hadn't exempted yourself from ObamaCare, it might have been better for you. Maybe Michelle could bring you out in a wheel chair next time. That's always a tear jerker. Then Reverend Wright can heal you and you can spring up and debate. (Oxygen bottle intact). If you get your junk handed to you again, you can blame that.


Andrea Mitchell - Jumps ship, then defends her champion

Suggested Remedy: Send John Sununu on an all expenses paid trip to Tibet before the next debate so that he won't be around to respond to your insane claims and he'll be out of cellphone range. Yes, John Sununu says that you're lazy because you are, and you are disengaged... Maybe study next time instead of cutting it up with Letterman all night and smoking dope with Snoop and Jay Z.




Chris Matthews - I don't feel a tingle anymore!

Suggested Remedy: Don't talk about the mess we're in, Mr. President. You have been President for 4 years. Democrats have had the Senate for 6 years. Democrats had BOTH Houses from 2006-2010. Congress gave you a $1 trillion stimulus, $50 billion auto-bailout, Dodd-Frank, $2 trillion health care bill, etc. If you don't take responsibility for that, Romney will pull down your pants again.

I guess you can bring out the catch all and simply blame President George W. Bush... That's a real campaign winner.


13 comments:

  1. Bravo. Great post and I hope Pres Obama takes your advice.

    John Sununu blasted poor, old Andrea and by the end she was speechless. And the disheveled Chris Matthews almost had a stroke in that video.

    Gonna link to this at TCL FB.

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    1. TCL, I'm doing my bit to help Obama. Just throwing my cracker in the soup, as it were.

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  2. That was a fantastic set of suggested remedies, LL! Obama is a fine example of an Affirmative Action President.

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    1. He filled a quota for many Americans and made themselves feel good about voting for hope and change. Now, we have the opportunity to replace him with somebody who is qualified to be President.

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  3. The anniversary part was going too far, tee hee.

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    1. They were heartfelt good wishes. Do you imply that I'm a cynic?

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  4. Yep, Sununu told it like it was... and I'm betting they WILL Blame Bush after the second debate...

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    1. It has the benefit of having been tried before.

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    1. I can't believe SNL is taking a shot at THE ONE's devoted acolytes. However, yes, EBL, you nailed it (along with SNL).

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  6. Wake up people. This is OUR moment of truth, we must prevail and get this incompetent, unqualified, inept, affirmative-action, spoiled-brat,, destructive, useless idiot Obama out of office if we do not do so at this time, now we will never again get the opportunity.

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    1. Anita, you sound like Patrick Henry at the Virginia Convention of 1776.

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  7. I never thought that free advice was worth much. Reading this blog today has changed my mind. (ha-ha-ha-ha)

    Nothing in my lifetime - or perhaps in any of our lifetimes, has been as clear as the decision we have before us in November. Obama the narcissistic, socialist who learned his ABC's from communist parents, grandparents and 'uncles' needs to be replaced and we need a "New Birth of Freedom" and a way out of the hole he's putting us in.

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