sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Monday, June 4, 2012

The Dog House



BEWARE:

* Never tell your wife that her mother looks smoking hot in a swimsuit.

* Never tell your wife that staying at home with the kids is easier than working.

* Never give your wife a bust expanding exerciser or a tummy tightening exerciser.

* Never buy your wife extra RAM memory for her computer.

* Never buy your wife a vacuum cleaner as an anniversary gift.

* Never buy your wife a mustache waxer - even if she needs one.

* Do not suggest that your wife needs to take the fork out of her mouth and loose a few extra pounds. Even a gym membership is taking it too far.

Ignore these suggestions at your peril.