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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Shooting Down Drone Aircraft

Today is April 1 and in honor of the day LuckyGunner.com has come out with depleted uranium drone loads:
Big Brother is watching, and with modern technology, if Big Brother can see it, he can turn it into a giant smoking crater with just the press of a button. Even your secret remote wilderness bunker is no match for today’s military drones. In partnership with Tacnition Ammo, Lucky Gunner is happy to introduce a new way for you to fight back against the All Seeing Eye with our new anti-drone shotgun loads.

Years of research and development have gone into these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden’s double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform. Specially formulated propellant is capable of launching 9 pellets of depleted uranium rounds up to 1 km straight up into the air. With accurate shot placement, this armor piercing buckshot will disable vital systems on modern military drones. At minimum, the force of impact will disable navigation systems, but in over 60% of our field tests, the drones were incapable of remaining airborne after contact with our Anti-Drone Loads.
Yes, they'll take out a drone at 1 km straight up - but how are they on high flying geese? 

5 comments:

  1. Does this negate the need for a duck call?

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    1. Makes DU (ducks unlimited) sound like a double entendre.

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    2. Ah...well...don't forget to duck.

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  2. They actually had me going for a few seconds; imagine how the Progressive Blogosphere will react. Hysterical ban demands from HuffPo contributors in 3...., 2...., 1....

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    1. You never know what conservatives and libertarians will come up with next.

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