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Saturday, July 20, 2013

"Reality" Below Deck

I rarely watch the Bravo channel because it's principally the gay/lesbian channel and I'm not. However I do have girls and they were watching a new reality television program: Below Deck.

A reality show on a 164' yacht? I did the math. A dozen crew, likely matched by a dozen film, sound, lighting and production people and charter guests. It sounded to me more like a monkey f-ing a football, so I sat down and watched.

The Scenario: Bravo rented the Cuor di Leone for five weeks and renamed it the Honor for the sake of the show. They kept Lee Rosbach (the Cuor di Leone's first officer, first mate and the ship's engineer) and added eight miscellaneous people who were thrown together as crew. Lee Rosbach plays the captain in the television series. Rosbach is the only one of the crew who has any degree of credibility.

Bravo assembled an odd mix of people as "reality cast" in addition to the captain, first mate and the engineer, who you don't see that much of.

Ben Robinson, Chef - Presumably he actually is a chef. He speaks like an Aussie but he's a US Citizen.

Adrianne Gang, Chief Steward - Never knows where things are and seemed overwhelmed but they dumped her on board and told her that she was in charge of managing two very spoiled girls that the producers found to be 'crew'.

The rest of the crew consist of a gay porn star (it's Bravo); Kat - a lush - with big American breasts who drinks poorly and is always trying to get laid but never succeeds; Samantha, a twenty-something industrial engineer who shares a cabin with one of the immature male realty-type crew -- who waits two episodes before he crawls into her bunk; Aleks Taldykin "cruise boat captain to the stars", based in Los Angeles and acting first officer.

The charter guests presumably paid for charters knowing that they'd be crowded aboard the really nice yacht with amateur crew and a LOT of camera and production people from Bravo. Which means that they either like being in front of the camera or they got a huge discount and figured, why not go? And this is where the whole thing breaks down, because the guests are 'wooden' as they are surrounded by cameras and boom mikes, trying to be "real". I'm guessing that they didn't pay for the boat ride, only for the tip that they gave the pretend crew. Maybe it was also a pretend tip?

I came away with the feeling that the producers found some of their friends to serve as crew, found some of their friends to be charter guests, rented a yacht for five weeks and spent Bravo's money with reckless abandon floating around the Caribbean. Nice work if you can get it. 

Will there be a second season of Below Deck? Who knows? 

10 comments:

  1. Reality, class and good sense have nothing to do with tv ratings. The question is: Do the commercials sell enough tampons and breakfast cereal to make a profit?

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    1. They must sell a lot of stuff to keep this junk on the air.

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  2. Sounds like "Ghost Hunter" without the ghosts, eeriness, fake noises and plot.

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  3. There is no way this stuff makes money?

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    1. People watch it -- so I guess that the commercials that push a better tampon, staying thirsty-my friends, etc. cover the bill.

      Keep in mind that over half of America voted for Obama. And it puts the intellectual depth of the viewing public into perspective.

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  4. I like watching to see Kat fall down drunk, flash her boobs to the salivating cameramen, and go around looking for someone willing to let her give them a B J

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  5. I enjoy the show don't know why u expect perfection from LALA land? Just sayin

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  6. I loved the show. It gave us a glimpse of the white boat life which most of us will never be able to afford. I especially liked Captain Rosbach. I hope we see him again. I've been to sea. There is not that much drama, but the adventures of the attractive young people playing crew make entertaining TV.

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