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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Urgent Needs

Sometimes you just can't make it out to the car.

The Smoking Gun - Police Report


A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot. Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

Clearly not ALL fifty shades of gray were involved here.

11 comments:

  1. He didn't have to spring for a motel room... didn't home depot's slogan used to be "more saving, more doing"?

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    1. ROFL - far more doing - and at no particular out-of-pocket cost. Not even a happy meal at McD's.

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    2. and at no particular out-of-pocket cost.

      Well, except for now impending lawyer fees. Could turn out to be the most expensive coitus they've ever "enjoyed."

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    3. You could always go pro per and hope that the judge has a sense of humor...

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  2. Dammit, I 'hate' being late, Opus stole my comment...LOL

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  3. Bringing wood to the wood shed I suppose.

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