sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Friday, December 13, 2013

Rule 5 Santa

Why does Santa Claus get all the hot women?


He knows who's been naughty and goes with that.

Santa's Elves
What do boys on the naughty list ask for?


12 comments:

  1. This reminds me of the song "Santa Babee". Cold weather does make people more, er, cuddly, I think. Must huddle together for warmth.

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  2. Never though Santa would be such a chick magnet! I wonder if he needs an in house lawyer?

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    1. Wise council is always sought by the great and powerful.

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    2. Actually even Santa's cast-offs wouldn't be a bad thing.

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    1. As a fat white hair'd old man, I'm celebrating.

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  4. Ahhh, the battle hardened Christmas warrior... Most women love a uniform, and medals. Is that a tactical cozy he has in his L hand?

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    1. Medals help to define the Santa's courage in the face of indescribable odds.

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