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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Chris Dorner Jokes

SPECIAL   EDITION


I think that it's time to share a few thoughts on the late Chris Dorner, disgraced and terminated Los Angeles Police Officer, assassin of innocent young ladies, ambush murder of fellow police officers. 
Since Dorner will be long forgotten while this blog still floats in cyberspace, I wanted to preface it properly (above).
Today, accused ambush murderer, Dorner murdered again in an exchange of gunfire with San Bernardino County Deputy Sheriffs. SWAT arrived, set up and had broken down windows, fired tear gas into the cabin and blasted over a loud speaker urging Dorner to surrender. When they got no response, police deployed a vehicle to rip down the walls of the cabin "one by one, like peeling an onion," a law enforcement official said.

By the time they got to the last wall, authorities heard a single gunshot, the source said. Then flames began to spread through the structure, and gunshots, probably set off by the fire, were heard. 

As darkness descended on the mountainside, Dorner's body was found, well charred.

Joke #1

Chris Dorner dies and ascends to meet his reward. A Black Devil meets him as he floats in mid air a thousand feet over the San Bernardino Mountains and the community of Angeles Oaks where he'd just murdered a San Bernardino County Deputy Sheriff.

The Black Devil says, "Yo ah'm here ta take you down ta hell, what the fuck sup now?"

Dorner, looking down and apparently moved by what he's seeing replies, "Wait, look at all of those officers surrounding the house that I set on fire before I shot myself in the head. They have formed a circle with their heads down. They're forgiving me."

"Yo dey're not forgiving you, foo' Ya' know what I'm sayin'? Yo dey're cooking marshmellows on yo' carcass you know das right!"

Joke #2

Chris Dorner shoots himself in the head and is transported to a door. Immediately in front of the door is a uniformed Riverside Police Sergeant sitting at a desk. The door is frosted glass and on the glass the logo of the Riverside Police Department has been etched in gold.

Dormer speaks, "Let me axe you a question, homes. Where is this?"
Sergeant, "This is the White Riverside Police Officer's Heaven."

Dormer questions further, "Why that's racist!"

Sergeant, "Not at all. Other ethnicities have their own heavens. This one is for the white veterans of the Riverside Police Department, and (the door swings open) they've asked for you to live with them for all eternity." 

Officer Michael Crain, ambushed and murdered by Dorner, appears at the door. "Come on in Chris. We've been waiting for you."

Dorner demands his rights, "Yo Wait. If it's heaven I wants uh harp. I gots muh motha fuckin rights!

Officer Crain explains, "We have a harp for you, but I don't think that you're going to like where we're going to put it."

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In the Summer of 2001, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) placed the Los Angeles Police Department under a consent decree that forced it to change some of its operating guidelines. Among those changes were demands that the Police Department hire more people of color. 

Because they found it difficult to do that in sufficient numbers to satisfy the Federal Government, the standards that applied to hiring applicants, such as Dorner, were lowered including the psychological testing standards. The Federal Government felt that if larger numbers of ethnic people entered the department, all would be unicorns and rainbows. Sadly, lowering standards is never a good thing.
DOJ recognized that the overwhelming majority of Los Angeles police officers perform their difficult jobs in a lawful manner. The City denied the allegations in the DOJ complaint and entered into negotiations with DOJ. However, to avoid potentially divisive and costly litigation and to promote the best available practices and procedures for the Department, the City entered into the Civil Rights Consent Decree.
Thus, where does the blame go for wingnuts such as Dorner entering public service go? One place that we should look first is to the Federal Government.



Obama's State of the Union 2013

If you were to visit an Indian (Native American/indigenous people) reservation --- but who really wants to go to those places unless there is a casino there, you'd hear a familiar refrain. "Don't get sick after June". Why do you think that they say that? It's obvious, really. That's when the federal dollars run out.

The Indian Health Care System (now ObamaCare, I guess) provided healthcare for two million American Indians/Native Americans/indigenous people in 35 states. 

POTUS
There are wealthy tribes that supplement the federal budget with their own money, but there are a lot of poor tribes who relied on the 1787 agreement/treaty wherein the Federal Government agreed to provide healthcare to American Indians who live on reservations. 

The Indian Health Care System is part of the US Department of the Interior, Bureau of Indian Affairs and it describes itself as a "rationed healthcare system". 

Is there any person reading this blog who feels that the US Government provides such superior care to the American Indians that they'd want to travel there to any reservation that has to rely on USGOV alone, to receive healthcare?

The First Lady
If you're out there, sound off below.
(NY Times) A record 82 percent of Americans now disapprove of the way Congress is handling its job — the most since The Times first began asking the question in 1977, and even more than after another political stalemate led to a shutdown of the federal government in 1995. 
The NY Times piece goes on to show that based on polling, Congress is more detested by the American people than cockroaches.  I can't say that lack of trust is misplaced. However it is to that same Congress that the American People have thrown their healthcare. 

ObamaCare is now the law of the land and there isn't much that Americans want to do about it because they re-elected Barack Obama by a narrow margin - but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades  - not in elections where to the winner belongs the spoils.

There is not much that the American people believe that Congress can do correctly and poll after poll shows that Congress' approval rating is below 20%.

The President of the United States will give his State of the Union Address and he will lie to the American people in that speech. Do any who read this blog believe that the President will be scrupulously honest in his big annual talk? If you do, I have an Indian Reservation for you to live on...

Barack Obama would strip Americans of their Second Amendment rights to self defense because it's the only thing that the American people have left as a hedge against tyranny. If Americans feel that Congress has their best interests at heart, why do only 18% approve of the job that they're doing? Do you really feel that Congress or Obama have your best interests at heart?
  • Do the trillions of dollars that the government has borrowed over the past four years translate to a better life for you or your family?
  • Do you feel that any of the summers of recovery, or Vice President Joe Biden, the 'recovery czar' have worked out for you?
  • Do you feel that if the government disarmed honest firearms owners that you would be safer?
What is the State of the Union?

President Obama's Deep Contempt for the Rule of Law (Fox News). It's not comprehensive, but it's a place to start.