In the spirit of the day (Friday) and with the events of the past week in mind, I offer you this Friday Rule 5 post. Lindsay Mills is enjoying her fifteen minutes of fame not because she's flexible or fun but because NSA leak-master Edward Snowden was her boyfriend.
I suggest "was" because I don't think that the US Government will allow him conjugal visits where he's headed. (everyjoe.com) Has more of Lindsay's photos. I just picked out a few for your viewing pleasure.
Whatever you want to say about Snowden - hero, villain, fool, traitor, leaker, etc., he doesn't appear to be gay. Whether that is a step up from Wikileaker Bradley Manning or not is up to you, the viewer to decide.
While Ms. Mills was spoken for, she appears to be free to find a new boyfriend now. But if "you" (whoever "you" are) make the move, you'll be under surveillance for the rest of your natural life.