sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Monday, January 27, 2014

Exploring the Human Condition

The odds are greater that you will die on your way to get your lottery tickets than they are on winning the lottery. This fact is lost on the welfare recipients who throw half of their government check into lottery tickets. Then again when it's "free money", the whole of society is skewed.

NAKED MAN
Covered in Crisco
Looking for a Party (high propensity Democratic Party voter)


FRENCH URINAL


Note that they thoughtfully made it low enough for young boys to use.



FROM THE NIGERIAN POLICE BLOTTER


BAD car KARMA


IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL
you get the horn


And the final entry -- 



14 comments:

  1. Oh, man, almost lost my lunch on that bull photo!

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    1. No, but you likely were unaware that suspects can change themselves into farm animals...ignorant American.

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  3. Which is why I don't advocate messing with bulls.

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    1. Bulls have an ambiance all their own.

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  4. I'd love to meet the Goatwalker and have him teach me that trick. Maybe he could learn me how to turn into Brad Pitt whenever the mood strikes me, like around super models and such.

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    1. When you learn the trick, teach it to me.

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  5. I think we all groaned a bit with that bull photo, but the one that gives me the piss shivers is the guy with Crisco. I mean, how low do you have to descend on the evolutionary scale to think that walking around naked, covered in Crisco, is a good idea?

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    1. I can only imagine that the drug he took were of a "home made" variety.

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  6. Strange ones there LL... but they ARE out there!!!

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  7. There I was, minding my own business, cruising for chicks in my Crisco suit, and these F***ing cops got to ruin my fun.

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