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Sunday, November 9, 2014

I just Axed you a Question

Are beheadings and axe murders are the sport of choice for the holiest among us? So it would seem. The "Religion of Peace and Tolerance" is at it again, and THIS is your Sunday Sermonette.


In Pakistan, if you’re accused of insulting Islam, you could be hacked to death by a policeman, undertaking his sacred duty under Sharia (law). In the United States, if you’re accused of insulting Islam, you’ll be excoriated as a “hate group leader,” accused of “bigotry” and “racism,” and shunned by all decent folk. USGOV will brand you as a dangerous radical and will put you on a watch list. Then again, with Barack Hussein Obama in the White House, that makes perfect sense in a very twisted sort of way.


Policeman uses axe to kill blasphemy accused: officials,” AFP, November 6, 2014:
LAHORE: A policeman used an axe to kill a man arrested for allegedly committing blasphemy, officials said Thursday, days after an enraged mob murdered a Christian couple accused of the same crime. 
Tufail Haider, a 50-year-old member of the Shia sect, was arrested for allegedly making derogatory remarks toward the companions of the Prophet Mohammed and brought to the Civil Lines police station in the eastern city of Gujrat on Wednesday. 
“Tufail was kept in the lock-up but he continued uttering derogatory remarks and hurled abuse at policemen. He looked like a malang (wandering preacher) and seemed mentally imbalanced,” duty officer Ali Raza told AFP. 
“Assistant Sub-Inspector Faraz Naveed, 36, became very angry on hearing the derogatory remarks against the companions of the Prophet and he killed the detainee with an axe in the lock up,” he added.


12 comments:

  1. Okay everyone, just calm down. It was an Emergency Defamation Axe (EDA) kept in the lock up for that very purpose. This reckless maniac defamed and verbally abused the companions of the Prophet who have been dead for only 1400 years. If the Sub Inspector hadn't taken such heroic actions, the Prophet's shih tzu could have been next.

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    1. Yes, it was heroic to hack the (likely handcuffed) prisoner to death for the sake of the faith. After all, the Prophet's friends are nearly as holy as the Prophet himself. As the sign says, anyone who criticizes Islam must be beheaded. The hacking to death wasn't even to the level of beheading - so maybe it was a "lesser form of death penalty". Islam is full of mercy and tolerance.

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  2. If those guys come over here they're going to need more than one ax.

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    1. That one guy beheaded the lady in Oklahoma. I think that he was disappointed when the police viewed it as a murder instead of simply a "righteous execution".

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  3. Yeah, religion of peace... sure...

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    1. If you don't believe them, they'll behead you or hack you to death with an axe.

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  4. Any good Mooselimb police officer would have done the same.

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    1. It goes with being a mooselimb.

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  5. Was the Prophet a child molester, posessed by the Moon Demon, or both?

    Just axing.

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    1. Clearly he was an amalgam of so many interesting characters. Since the definition of "child" was reduced by The Prophet to age 6 months, I don't think that he was a child molester. NOBODY ever saw Mohammed and Mephistopheles at the same party.

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    2. That's a very good point. I think you may have a calling to serve in the Diesiss (Diocese) of Fort Worth. Inshallah.

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    3. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over.

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