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Friday, November 7, 2014

Rule 5 Christmas Gift Idea!

Gifts are the reason for the season, and I realized yesterday that the Christmas Shopping Season has started. People are descending into temples of greed (shopping malls) to charge their credit cards and buy goods that will end up as landfill. It is in that spirit that I chopped out this blog post.

As they year draws to a close, the Hot Shots calendar for 2015 is taking orders. They make great Christmas gifts.



Most of the ladies pictured are aspiring actresses, professional dancers, tour guides/escorts and college students. You can learn more about them here. For example, Zienna Eve, (right) from Bornholm, Denmark, is 5'9" tall, drinks blackcurrant vodka and loves skinny dipping. Her favorite rifle is the M-16 (which I used to great effect on America's enemies).

Cindy Prado (left), from Miami, Florida is into military fitness, favors the H&K G-36 (which I also carried at one point), drinks spiced rum, and has a 34C bust. But can she cook? Who cares?

Lesbians have not spoken out against the Hot Shots calendar, but it is not a favorite topic among military or law enforcement wives groups. 

A Londoner, Lauren Rhodes (below), favors the Glock 17, drinks Jagermeister and if she is going to fly, she prefers to fly United. Poor Lauren suffers from an insatiable inferiority complex because she feels that her natural 32DD's are not quite as large as they should be. Lauren feels that it's for that reason that she's been given administrative tasks as illustrated (below). She needs to relax because she made the calendar list. 


Hot Shots playing cards and the calendar can be purchased together, here.

And before some of you get all self-righteous on me, you can see a lot more at any beach on any given day.


24 comments:

  1. Well that's just heightened my insecurities. How can people be this beautiful? Wheres's the male version...girls need Christmas presents too ya know! ;)

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    1. There are all sorts of male cheesecake calendars. They are not "politically incorrect". US Navy SEAL calendars, fire department calendars of the guys playing with their hoses, etc. However, you won't see those on MY Christmas list...

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  2. I see darling little Zienna and Cindy, but where are the other ladies? Such effective camo! I can't find them!

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    1. I think that you'll need to buy the calendar for that sort of expose.

      No doubt they are masters of both combat (of one sort or another) and camouflage.

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    1. Maybe if somebody gives me one for Christmas, or Kwanza, I can forward photocopies to you??

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    2. Jenny, there is always next year...I'm thinking blue polka-dot bikini and a shotgun.

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    3. I'm horrified-- poor taste-- not a shotgun!! I'd insist on having one of those tiny revolvers the parson has. Special 38 or something like that. So classy. And I don't know if blue polka-dot would carry the wild-west theme well... but look, I'm not the expert on pin-up calendars here. So I respectfully defer.

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    4. Apparently, Pretty Jenny does not carry the spirit of Kwanza with her.

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    5. But, Jenny, you're from Austin where EVERY day is Kwanza.

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  4. What nice calender illustrations; classy and politically correct.

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    1. You are obviously a man of discerning taste...

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  5. If I can't get down to the beach, the beach can come to me!

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  6. The hell with the calender, where do I find the babes?

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  7. I think you'll find that all the "hotshots" are for open carry. It just makes sense.

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    1. it does. those outfits have a hard time concealing anything at all.

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  8. I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

    BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

    www.boycottamericanwomen.com

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    1. It's never too late. Bill's cast-offs are all available.

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  10. Good one! Of course that would get us thrown out today if we put one of those up in the spaces... sigh

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    1. You can't put them up at work, but the last I heard, you can still put them in your garage. Maybe not for long. To be politically correct, you can still put beefcake guy pictures up in your garage..... but who would want to? Stick to ships and jets?

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