sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Friday, January 24, 2014



He'll be fine

Some people survive time in custody better than others. It's never nice, but they will make do as best they can. Justin Bieber -- will simply make a lot of new, loving, friends who will refer to him as "the Beaver". Don't bother sending him soap on a rope. However, Preparation H would be appreciated.

Deciding what is REALLY Important in America

Michelle Obama's white ancestors 
were ugly.

( First Lady Michelle Obama always suspected that she had poor white sharecropper ancestors who mated with her negro field hand ancestors. bores down to the bottom of the barrel and finds out that the whites couldn't find other whites who wanted them and they made do with Michelle's kin. There was a reunion of ugly people (see link above) but Michelle didn't attend -- because she's angry, and usual.

But she may be able to put that all behind her if she's allowed to travel and go on vacation once she's no longer First Person (was -- First Lady but that's sexist).

The change to First Person came about because the Democratic Party is planning for a Hillary Clinton presidency where Bill can't be referred to as, "the First Lady". While Hillary is making all of the big moves, Bill will be cutting interns out of the herd and if he's "First Lady", it would paint him as a male lesbian. The "cigar dipping" former president may indeed be a male lesbian, but it is simply bad politics to acknowledge it. It's not unlike Barack preferring young male golf partners to poor angry, bitter, scorned, Michelle. The facts represent an inconvenient truth - book by the same name written by former presidential contender Al Gore.

More Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

I followed this general strategy and it worked. Four daughters later, each found somebody eventually who was brave enough (or stupid enough) to marry into the family.

This t-shirt appeals to me - but only if it's real blood. 
Fake blood is just wrong somehow isn't it?

I don't like to pretend that they're dead. It takes all the fun out of it, unless they really are dead. Then you spray Round-Up on the grass at the gravesite as a 'gesture'.

The sun is always over the yard arm somewhere on the planet. If you need an excuse, that one will work.

Have you ever noticed how infrequently fat people are kidnapped?  A former colleague called me the other day and expressed concern that they were a possible kidnap target. My strategy: Gain a few hundred pounds and you'll have no worries. I'm simply here to help.