sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Friday, November 7, 2014

Rule 5 Christmas Gift Idea!

Gifts are the reason for the season, and I realized yesterday that the Christmas Shopping Season has started. People are descending into temples of greed (shopping malls) to charge their credit cards and buy goods that will end up as landfill. It is in that spirit that I chopped out this blog post.

As they year draws to a close, the Hot Shots calendar for 2015 is taking orders. They make great Christmas gifts.

Most of the ladies pictured are aspiring actresses, professional dancers, tour guides/escorts and college students. You can learn more about them here. For example, Zienna Eve, (right) from Bornholm, Denmark, is 5'9" tall, drinks blackcurrant vodka and loves skinny dipping. Her favorite rifle is the M-16 (which I used to great effect on America's enemies).

Cindy Prado (left), from Miami, Florida is into military fitness, favors the H&K G-36 (which I also carried at one point), drinks spiced rum, and has a 34C bust. But can she cook? Who cares?

Lesbians have not spoken out against the Hot Shots calendar, but it is not a favorite topic among military or law enforcement wives groups. 

A Londoner, Lauren Rhodes (below), favors the Glock 17, drinks Jagermeister and if she is going to fly, she prefers to fly United. Poor Lauren suffers from an insatiable inferiority complex because she feels that her natural 32DD's are not quite as large as they should be. Lauren feels that it's for that reason that she's been given administrative tasks as illustrated (below). She needs to relax because she made the calendar list. 

Hot Shots playing cards and the calendar can be purchased together, here.

And before some of you get all self-righteous on me, you can see a lot more at any beach on any given day.