I've been to a few office Christmas parties. Some of them end up not all that far off from the one cited above. If you are off to the seasonal gathering tonight remember...that you may not remember in the morning. But others certainly will.
However you decide to spend your holiday gatherings, I send you wishes of joy and merriment.
|Look at her eyes. She clearly needs another couple of drinks.|
Some additional guidance:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage is the one that will go wrong.
If nothing can go wrong, something will.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.