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Sunday, January 24, 2016

Sunday Sermonette

When discussing racially charged issues, I first ask myself, "What would Al Sharpton do?" He's Barack's racial toady. Sharpton has denounced the Academy Awards as an exercise in racism because the fix is not in for a negro to win anything this year. 

Ask me if I care. Go ahead.

No, I couldn't give a rat's ass about it.

If  black people want to vote for a black presidential candidate this year, they must become Republicans. Oh, how that must burn? Do you think that Spike Lee will vote for Dr. Ben Carson?

Whatever.  I don't care about that either. Moving on.

The shrill, dumpy old lesbian, Hillary Clinton, is whining on all of the talk shows about how she is an outsider and Bernie Sanders is an insider.  The nasty old crone has been an insider for the past thirty years, as senator, secretary of state and first lady. Give me a f-ing break. The pay-to-play back room deals have made she and Bill wealthy. And that's only the small portion of the fortune that we are aware of. Who knows how much rainy day money they have stashed off-shore. The Byzantines practiced a form of execution when a high official stole from the kingdom. They melted the stolen gold and poured that down the throat of the perpetrator. The Constitution protects the Clintons and Obamas from cruel and unusual punishment, however fitting it might be.

Truth be told, Barack will pardon her and she'll keep her ill gotten gain, and will live on it as a bitter, mangey, shrew until the Grim Reaper comes calling.

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13 comments:

  1. That was very helpful! I'd forgotten about the Byzantine punishment, now I remember. Most appropriate.

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    1. I'm simply making helpful suggestions.

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  2. Kinda funny-- I thought to myself just today, "What happened to his Sunday sermonettes?" It seems you've read my mind. (or bugged it through a red mist, magnetic, alien, freakish vibe)

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    1. The red mist is watching you closely. Thus the demand for a sermonette was communicated.

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    2. i thought i felt a rat exiting my brain...

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  3. If you ask Hillary, "ill-gotten", much like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Not that I am trying to put the words 'beauty' and 'Hillary' in the same sentence. Although it appears I just did.

    Malfeasance and skulduggery in the same sentence as Hillary, no problemo.

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    1. She's such a shameless wench and pathological liar that at this point I don't think that she could tell you the difference between a lie and the truth. My sense is that she would tell you, "If I say it, it's true."

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    2. Spot on, LL. Pathological liars believe their own lies, and they fashion their lies to benefit only themselves, of course.

      In Hillary's world, whatever she says is the truth, or should be, regardless if the facts don't jive.

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    1. I can be a master-debater and a cunning-linguist at times. Not this time with the Bitch of Benghazi.

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    2. Heck, you're not Col. Linguist coming home from the war, are you? :)

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