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Monday, July 25, 2016

Today's Schedule

Fredd is boycotting viewing the DNC, and some of the rest of you may be as well, but the line-up of speakers and topics will be epic in their scope.

Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

2:00 PM
"God Damn America"
Invocation by Dr. Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Pastor to Barack

2:30 PM A Tearful Good-Bye
Debbie Wasserman Schultz

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

5:00 PM "How you can have a Penis and still be First Lady"
Michelle Obama

5:30 PM Make America Great Again: Sanders has a new Slogan
Bernie Sanders and his original idea.

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, And on using the terminology, "Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

8:30 PM
Guest of Honor, HRC and her band of flying
monkeys.
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting: General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Noon
Group BLM chant (replacing the pledge of allegiance)..."pigs in a blanket".

1:00 PM
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

2:00 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl For serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice

3:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

3:45 PM
Seminar: Why Life is ONLY Unfair to Women
The Sisters of Perpetual Grievance

4:00 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft - how pleasing the "first husband" can fix that pesky problem.
This training session includes cigars and real world experience using them.

4:30 PM
Breakout session "My Passion for Fashion"
Hillary

5:00 PM
Liberal Bias in Media: How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times -- Guest Speaker, Heroic War Correspondent, Brian Williams

6:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Sen. Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren

7:15 PM
ObamaCare: Keeping your own Doctor
Barack

8:00 PM "I Grope Because I Care"
VP Joe (Slow Joe) Biden

11:00 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

26 comments:

  1. With THIS kind of a line up, I may well take a minute or two and watch the action.

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    1. Must-See TV...

      It's the cross between a snake-oil show and a three ring circus with a steam calliope --- bearded ladies, freaks, two-headed goats, the whole shebang.

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  2. Oh, HELL yes. I'm watching that s&#t! Funniest schedule I've ever seen, LL! Did you just crib the outline from Dinesh D'Souza's movie? Looks like you covered more ground, actually.

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    1. I saw a schedule that somebody else had done and improved on it.

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  3. Somewhere in there should be a guest appearance by Paul Ryan (to show unity) to lecture on "How to build a wall around your estate while voting for open borders"

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    1. How to build a bridge over your high locked gate (that leads to the gator pit) while voting for open borders...

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  4. Oh, very very good. You are a gifted snark.

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    1. I'm not up to British snarkyness, but that is a whole new level which I aspire to.

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  5. This is, unfortunately, an accurate schedule.

    By the way, I wouldn't even pay $138 for that potato sack that Hillary wore. I guess that's my white privilege speaking.

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    1. You could use it to replace your the old vacuum bag on your hoover, and I think that's about $138.

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    2. I can always use old filthy rugs to use out in the garage, to change oil on, and such. But $138 is too much, and I'd have to get an exorcism first. My truck is possessed enough as it is.

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    3. I'm sure that if you donated more of your money to the Clinton Foundation that Hillary would be able to dress better.

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  6. Hilly is the well known Falling Object.

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    1. Throwing people out of helicopters used to be a means to get the person next to them to talk. In Hillary's case, I'd just toss her and watch the pantsuit flutter all the way down.

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    1. That's what I recall it looking like as they pirouetted down into the triple canopy from 3000 ft without a chute. When it came for the next guy's turn, it amazingly resulted in some clear, concise and comprehensive dialog.

      On shipboard, you didn't have to do that. Just open a hatch to the outside of the carrier, show them the ocean and ask how long they could tread water, or if they wanted you to open a vein so that the sharks could end the speculation for them.

      Of course you know I'm kidding about all this.

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  8. Admire your fight spirit to watch and report so the rest of us don't need to wreck our eyeballs.

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    1. Hold on there. I'm not watching the DNC. I may listen to a summary on the O'Reilly Factor or some such while fast forwarding through anything that Barack or Hillary have to say (unless they're resigning - I'd listen to that).

      I'm not THAT altruistic. I posted a schedule so you all would know what was going on. That's the extent of my community service spirit.

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  9. Rush promised to watch and tell us about it so we don't have to watch. I'll be listening to Rush tomorrow and not the DNC tonight.

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  10. Grumble, now I gotta find something ELSE to post for tomorrow... :-)

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    1. The Sanders people (now they're REALLY FED UP) may provide you with plenty of fodder.

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  11. All star cast. #LockHerUp!

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    1. I'm sure that the Hollywood people are still solidly behind her because they paid good money for her.

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  12. When I hear HRC speak, I feel a warm trickle down my leg...

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    1. hahahaha - I think that the progs would tell you that all you're feeling is hope and change.

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