The Democratic National Convention begins next week in Philadelphia and will attract the standard fare of freaks, the mentally ill, welfare queens, the Black Panthers, and elite Wall Street bankers who are paying to play. I realize that many of you are waiting to hear what Hillary Clinton (the un-indicted) will have to say. But you don't need to wait to have that wisdom showered on you. Go to the nearest greasy spoon restaurant, walk into the washroom and punch the button.
I hear that FBI Director James Comey will be delivering the keynote address. That makes perfect sense to me.