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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The Hump-Day Expositor

If you're reading this, you survived the first half of the week. Take a bow and collect your trophy for participation.

For Sale:

Everyone wonders where the unicorns went as soon as the Democrat's Convention concluded. This is a possible answer to the question. I'm told that it tastes like Spam.

Diagnosis:

Innovation:

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There is No Media Bias!


Bias suggests that there is some hidden agenda. The agenda is right out there in the open, and it's not at all subtle.

Last year, The Intercept reported MSNBC failed to disclose that multiple pundits who spoke favorably about Clinton were actually employees of a consulting firm hired by her campaign. Media scandal? Not on your life. They are all complicit.

Vladimir Putin - Arrested in a Florida Supermarket: - Read about it here. No, you can't make this stuff up.

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16 comments:

  1. Shittens: For when you've eaten way too much unicorn meat. You're right, you can't make this stuff up.

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  2. Nice midweek round up. Unicorn meat is notoriously bowel moving.

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    1. Watching Barack (king of unicorns) speak on TV always sends me to the loo.

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  3. I's prefer to see the DNC Donkey meat.

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    1. And I can see the Shittens used as Safe Sex for Ugly Men.

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    2. You're always so practical, John.

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  4. Us Old People resent that last one.

    Reminds me of the 'Full Metal Jacket' line: 'how can you shoot innocent women and children?' , asked of a door gunner manning an M-60 machine gun.

    Door gunner: 'Easy. Just don't lead 'em as far.'

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  5. Seems legit. And Coffeepot's comment reminds me; can you get any wild burro meat when you're in Arizona, LL? I'd like to get ahold of some of that for our victory party in November.

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    1. I'm not normally into buying ass in Phoenix, but for the sake of celebration and a victory party???

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    2. LOL! Or as Euripides would say: "Lots o' Llamas!"

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  6. All good till the last one... Really? Throwing us under the bus already??? :-)

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    1. I'm laying under that burning bus, right next to you.

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  7. That last one is me ... now where did I leave that unicorn?

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    1. Only progressives can see the "Unicorn Parking Only" signs...it's good that you can't find it.

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