sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Barack H. Obama Presidential Library


The building in Chicago is coming along, and might even be finished by the time Barack leaves office.


I don't know what he plans to put in the library by way of glorious achievements. Obamacare may or may not survive his presidency. He could have displays honoring Operation Fast and Furious, or his fearsome red lines in Syria. Maybe something outlining his support for Planned Parenthood, which is ponying up some of the money for his edifice.

I've heard that there will be a fountain at the top of the building that will only flow on when Barack is in a 'happy mood'. I think that there's something about an implant that transmits a message or something high tech like that.

When you look at the building, which will be covered in flat-black glass, it screams progressiveness and hope/change, radically transforming America. 

Then there his hand-picked successor, who has adopted the "I cannot tell a lie" meme to take her into the next four glorious years in Obama's shadow. 

I called Hillary's campaign staff and told them that I wanted to buy the Churchill bust that used to be in the White House. They politely told me that they'd sell it to me as soon as the British sent it back. 

It had been on loan from England and Barack had it crated up and sent to the UK. 

They said that the original Constitution and Bill of Rights would be for sale as soon as she took office since America would not be needing them anymore.

In other news, Hillary didn't accept the invitation to travel to Mexico and make the case for her policies (or lack thereof) against her rival, Donald Trump. It must be that she is simply too frail/ill to travel. Can you imagine the grand mal seizure right there at the dias? I'd pay good money to see it, but her handlers took a different approach. She feels that she can only lose ground by being seen. The media and flying monkeys are out there speaking on her behalf.


19 comments:

  1. Eventually her frailty will surface at an inconvenient time and place. Recall Paul Tsongas and his run for the oval office a few decades ago. Had he been elected instead of Bubba, he would not have served even a year into his second term before he died of cancer.

    Paul's medical history was well known. Hillary's medical history is much more protected than the classified info she has access to.

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    1. The Mainstream Media has locked arms and created a bodyguard that prevent adverse information about Hillary from reaching the public no matter how egregious it is. They also protect gaff-prone Joe (Slow Joe) Biden from beating up the Obama White House.

      In any rational universe, Hillary would have been indicted on multiple counts for felonious conduct related to the wantonly reckless handling of classified material. Then there's pay-to-play and the Clinton Foundation, which is the sort of BLATANT influence peddling that one would expect in any banana republic. (and I don't refer to the store of the same name which may sell pantsuits)

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  2. Ever since her doctors told her that mixing gin and burritos could be fatal, Hillary cannot travel to Mexico. Instead, Presidente Nieto just sends regular shipments of cocaine to the Clinton Foundation.

    BTW, Nieto's wife is a fox. She and Melania are quite a pair.

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    1. Yes, his wife and Nieto's are bookends.

      Hillary needs to mix tequila with burritos if she wishes to survive in Mexico, or cerveza, or even pulque, but never gin.

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  3. I think that the Obie's shrine should reflect his tenure. I see Uncle Sam on his knees with the same building design stuck up his... well, you get the picture. It is what he did to the USofA.

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    1. I think that you're more artistically minded than Barack is.

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    2. That is what I was thinking today. It definitely is the symbol of what he did to America.

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    1. Though I don't know for sure, there may be two black geodesic domes at the bottom of the tower that serve as reception areas.

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    2. Yes, that would make sense, wouldn't it. One side a reception area, the other side, showers with Zyklon B to prepare the tea baggers for entering the shaft.

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  5. A fountain indeed. Let me guess, it's being officially opened by Spurt Reynolds.

    Looks a lot like the London Gherkin to me.

    PS: You can't have that bust back ever again after that slight!

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    1. I want it, Hillary clearly doesn't.

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  6. Maybe the old hag will just keel over and croak in the next 60 days....

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    1. Maybe the devil needs her soul badly enough. One can only hope, but my concern is that Heaven doesn't want her and Hell is afraid she'll take over.

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  7. Yeah. I thought it looked like Phallacy Heights, or some such.
    It will be very boring, no doubt.

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    1. It's a giant lightning rod, designed to power Chicago.

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  8. They say that architecture acts as a reflection of a person or society. I'd say that picture proves it.

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