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Monday, December 26, 2016

Rumor of the White Wolf


It started with an anonymous gift that arrived in the mail -- a white wolf mask -- that was eerily transformative. (cue the background music)

Small, heroic, children held off the White Wolf as long as they were able, bravely defending hearth and home. They aggressively defended the gifts that Santa left under the tree.

The police investigation is still ongoing and the identity of the evil White Wolf is still undetermined. Law enforcement ascertained that the wolf also likes warm home made chocolate chip cookies.


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    1. The field of view from inside the wolf mask is - limited, to say the least, but you're right. It would make a statement while riding a motorcycle.

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  2. Hahahahahaha!
    Absolutely brilliant!
    Who's afraid of the big, bad white wolf..?! Ooh...terrifying!

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    1. I thought that it might strike terror in your heart.

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    1. Thank you, Odie. When I behave like a wolf, I'm only imitating you.

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  4. Brilliant! It's like Jim Carrey's mask, only better! Now I need to find a bear mask, since we do the "Masha and the Bear" routine around here with my 3-year-old granddaughter. Even with the mask, she'll still be the scary one!

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    1. The only one who doesn't try to wrestle me to the ground is two months old. The rest attack like a pack of rabid wolves. The mask did not deter their concerted attack to bring me to ground.

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    2. And (sniveling) when I'm down, they jump on my back and want to ride me like a horse...

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  5. Wolves do good in many ways https://goo.gl/LYjhpu
    Happy new year!

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    1. Today, you have actual wolves that live in and around your home in Norway. By this time next year, I should be living near wolves as well. The video in that link is touching. I can see how having a wolf as a companion would be of real benefit to a veteran.

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  6. Hahahahaha! What a great gift. You'll definitely fit in at White Wolf Mine now. ;-)

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    1. The legend will grow as the white wolf sightings around the area up there near the mine proliferate. I'm thinking that maybe we could wrangle an episode of "Ghost Hunters"?

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  7. Best to keep in shape ol wolfy, if your going to rule that bunch.
    Happy Birthday!

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  8. Did you huff and puff and ...?

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    1. Chasing the kids and wrestling does indeed make me huff and puff.

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  9. Lol. Kids can be merciless when their presents are threatened.

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