sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Sunday Sermonette

There are a lot of these captioned photos floating around. Most tell interesting tales. 







And on the lighter side of this sermonette, Vince Gill, singing, "Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night" - for those of you whose life has become a 'Country Song'.


Lyrics

She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on

I gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler
Oh my life has become a country song

I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on

Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?

I guess I should admit it,
She ain't never gonna quit it.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Spoken Voice: (changes each time he sings it)

Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
(Her what?) her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the the clover, but my god those days are over

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say 'sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone'

It's alright if we say it,
'cause the radio won't play it.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long