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Monday, July 25, 2016

Today's Schedule

Fredd is boycotting viewing the DNC, and some of the rest of you may be as well, but the line-up of speakers and topics will be epic in their scope.

Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

2:00 PM
"God Damn America"
Invocation by Dr. Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Pastor to Barack

2:30 PM A Tearful Good-Bye
Debbie Wasserman Schultz

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

5:00 PM "How you can have a Penis and still be First Lady"
Michelle Obama

5:30 PM Make America Great Again: Sanders has a new Slogan
Bernie Sanders and his original idea.

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, And on using the terminology, "Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

8:30 PM
Guest of Honor, HRC and her band of flying
monkeys.
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting: General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Noon
Group BLM chant (replacing the pledge of allegiance)..."pigs in a blanket".

1:00 PM
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

2:00 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl For serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice

3:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

3:45 PM
Seminar: Why Life is ONLY Unfair to Women
The Sisters of Perpetual Grievance

4:00 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft - how pleasing the "first husband" can fix that pesky problem.
This training session includes cigars and real world experience using them.

4:30 PM
Breakout session "My Passion for Fashion"
Hillary

5:00 PM
Liberal Bias in Media: How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times -- Guest Speaker, Heroic War Correspondent, Brian Williams

6:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Sen. Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren

7:15 PM
ObamaCare: Keeping your own Doctor
Barack

8:00 PM "I Grope Because I Care"
VP Joe (Slow Joe) Biden

11:00 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews