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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

A Thanksgiving Letter


I haven't received any e-mail from you guys, but guess who sent me a personalized form e-mail Thanksgiving letter of thanks (even though I only hinted that I may contribute to his campaign one day) -- That's right, Good old Slow Joe Biden, former US Vice President and aspirant for president in 2020. Joe would pork a pile of rocks if somebody hinted that there was a snake in there. It's how he rolls.
Larry -- (see, it's personalized)
I'm writing you today simply to say thank you.
(blah-blah-blah) I cut some of the letter out to spare you.
(back in 1890), My dad used to say to me, "Joey, we get knocked down, and then we get right back up."
Folks, in 2017, we got right back up. We helped each other up. (I don't know how Joe figured that but he's always been a bit delusional) 
And here's what you showed me:
Those with the courage to oppose hate still far outnumber those who promote it. (which is why President Trump won a landslide victory) It's by the power of our example, not the example of our power, that America leads the world. And this country will always belong to those who love it enough to change it for the better.
I wish you all a relaxing Thanksgiving with those you love. Hold them close. (Joe does a lot of that close holding)
Then, let's get back out there. Because we're going to take back the House in 2018.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
-Joe


It doesn't matter how many women you've groped, because if the corrupt, smug, lying, hypocritical, filthy, perverted, mainstream media doesn't report it, you're golden. RUN JOE, RUN.

Biden 2020!

Barack kept Uncle Joe on ice for the last two years of his presidency. He showed up to cut ribbons to open a bridge and he attended every tranny conference in America (because they like to be groped). No, I'm not kidding. Check it out yourself. Biden 2020 would "allow Joe to be Joe". I can't wait. I predict a head-to-head match up between Old Uncle Joe and Nancy Pelosi for the prize of Democrat for President - and the right to take on The Donald.

It will be a big day for America.

16 comments:

  1. I'm sorry. Gag me.
    Even though I am pretty sure you're joking as far as supporting Biden.
    It was pretty funny.

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    1. I announced on the blog about a month ago that I was signing up for the Biden newsletter as a potential supporter. Joe e-mails me with his updates along with the other half dozen people who are hoping that he'll run. Then again, the other half dozen people could be trolls like me.

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  2. What a great letter.

    Please, LL, get "Groper" to run.

    Thanks.

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    1. I'm doing my best. He'd make a great Democrat candidate.

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  3. > we get knocked down, and then we get right back up.
    Didn't Alfred Caine, er, Pennyworth say that to young master Bruce? Lieber Gott! Slow Joe is Batman!

    At least Biden 2020 got your name right. I recently got a letter from a professional medical association trying to get me to re-up my membership. The salutation was

    Dear [name goes here],

    Ahahahaha!!!
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    And a happy and blessed Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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    1. Old Joe's computer people got that right. You have to hand it to those fund raisers.

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  4. Debates between Slow Joe and Nazi Pelosi could be amusing....

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    1. Nasty will need to have her face stretched again if she's going to run and it might interfere with her ability to see, since her eyes will be placed on either side of her head. The flip side is that as a reptilian, she'll be more true to her nature.

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  5. Raise money to run for office, then don't run but keep the money.

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    1. That how it works in politics - OR you hold office, continue to fund raise and keep the war chest when you leave. Isn't it wonderful?

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  6. Old Uncle Joe vs. Nancy Pelosi. I like it. If Bernie is still around to join the fray, it would be like watching a snake swallow it's own tail, while an old yapping Chihuahua runs in circles around it.

    Obviously, neither Joe or Nancy would last five minutes without the democratic machine behind them to make sure their meds are up to date.

    Hope everyone everyone has more turkey than they can eat, and a favorite recliner to sleep it off in.

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    1. Thank you for the Thanksgiving wishes. Same to you and to everyone who reads this blog.

      The Democrats have become comedic parodies, in morbid fear of President Trump.

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  7. Well look at him stealing lines from the popular, Tubthumping Chumbawamba track.

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    1. Old Joe would likely put his arms around you (his breath smelling like an old tent), shove his nose into your hair, maybe bite your ear a bit and tell you that Tubthumping stole the line from him.

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    2. Chumbawumba crawled outta the squats and into the big time.

      "Groper" needs to crawl his way into the DNC nomination.

      Mine's a whiskey drink.

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  8. That last photo has always been my favorite.

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