Don't be Tardy to the Party
They will be swilling champagne, eating caviar on crackers and congratulating each other while surrounded by walls and armed guards. Their behavior is the very marrow of progressiveness in America.
Town Hall Meetings
Republicans who are courageous enough to host town hall meetings have been shouted down by people who want to keep ObamaCare. Those citizens, most of whom were Obama voters, are too stupid to understand that most insurance carriers have dumped ObamaCare and that the program is broke. It was poorly conceived and the roll-out was nothing short of disastrous. Unless you're in the Medicaid category of poor, what coverage remains is vastly expensive for mediocre coverage. If Congress doesn't pass a fix, it will go broke and those unhappy voters won't have any insurance at all.
File this one under: You're only as white as you think you are.
Rachel Dolezal, white woman who identifies as black, now jobless, may soon be homeless (more here from Fox News). Dolezal says that she's a trans-negro and that she was never comfortable being white. At the moment nobody wants to hire her or pay her rent. She claims that she's been offered roles in the porn industry.