sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thanksgiving Wishes

Happy Thanksgiving from Virtual Mirage

A word to the wise: You will not be allowed entry into Valhalla for eating too much Turkey and fixin's on Thanksgiving. Therefore I offer this hint. Wear a firearm or a knife and with your last gasp, draw the weapon and hold it in your hand to let the Valkyries know that even though you didn't go out in a desperate battle against impossible odds, your heart was in the right place. Will that get you into the corpse hall? I don't know/can't say, but it's worth a shot. It will also freak out the paramedics when they arrive.

Useful hint: Never eat more than you can lift.