sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Getting Set up for his Darwin Award

A Shout-Out


You can vote in Socialism, but you need firearms to eject socialism. Such is the nature of the decline into tyranny.

In Venezuela, police and National Guardsmen successfully prevented the delivery of 200 tons of food aid that had been stockpiled in Colombia and in Brazil. 

One report said four 20-ton trucks with aid were stopped at Cucuta. All three international bridges in the area remain closed. The most violent location was near the border with Brazil. At Santa Elena de Uairen, eight people were killed in clashes with police.

The Venezuelan Navy prevented a delivery by sea at Puerto Cabello. 

Colombia’s foreign minister said 285 people were injured and 37 hospitalized on Colombia’s side of the border.

President Maduro was delighted with the performance. He and his wife performed a salsa dance that was televised nationally, while his security forces fired at Venezuelans.

The Venezuelan defense minister described the failed attempt to crash the border as theatrics. Nevertheless, the government announced it broke diplomatic relations with Colombia and ordered Colombian diplomats to leave the country within 24 hours.

The Maduro regime won a tactical victory in that the police and militias remained responsive to the government and repulsed the attempts at delivery. Interim President Guaido promised the food would be delivered on the 23rd. The Maduro regime was ready.

Two trucks reportedly succeeded in entering Venezuela. Colombia President Duque closed the border crossing points for 48 hours for clean-up operations.

The US position is to help the Venezuelans help themselves. That does not include an invasion and military intervention for now. Some leftists are calling the American interest in eliminating misery in Venezuela, an 'oil grab'. The US and Canada have the largest oil reserves in the world. Within a decade, the US could surpass Saudi Arabia's capacity to export oil. Aiding Venezuela is not about an American need for oil. There is a humanitarian crisis and in time the Venezuelans have to stand up and end it or they have to be content with it.

Women, Stand UP and be Counted

So there you are, a 5'2" woman, and today, you've decided to be a 6' man (because gender is as fluidic as is race and height). The lines at the public restrooms are shorter for men than they are for women, and you want to saddle up between Steve and Jerry and take a whiz. No, there are no privacy guards, but as a man, you have a right to whip it out and stand hip to hip as you relieve yourself. Except that you only decided to be a man - today. That means that there hasn't been time for messy and painful surgery and you're not completely sure that you want to be a man tomorrow.

Don't worry, your neighborhood Target has you covered! Keep your Go Girl in your purse at all times, or maybe in your pocket if you're a guy that day, and urinate with Jerry and Steve meat gazing you - with pride.

It's available in purple, which is not the color of a healthy penis, but the guys in the men's room aren't going to believe that you have a schwanz anyway. Could any product be more progressive?