sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Thursday, August 29, 2019

The Disaster Log

Keeping You Up to Date

It's all part of the service here at Virtual Mirage

1965: Overpopulation has doomed the planet. We may have 30 years left but by 2000, we'll all starve.
               - Even Star Trek did a piece on overpopulation.

1970: The New Ice Age is upon us, we will freeze to death as we starve (see 1965). Earth Day is established.

1980: Acid rain will wipe out crops and we will starve before overpopulation and the ice age kills us. (case study HERE, h/t blogger John D)

1990: The ozone layer is gone. We'll all die of cancer or be forced to live underground in bunkers.

1995: Global warming is melting the glaciers. Kevin Costner stars in WaterWorld, illustrating a bleak future. Polar bears will be dead by 2010.

2006: Global warming is melting the polar caps. In six years they will be gone. Has been politico, Al Gore produces his hoax film, An Inconvenient Truth, and becomes a millionaire - again -  from donations made by socially conscious people. He then sells his green company to an oil company, making even more. Donating money to various causes is touted as the answer to the world's weather.

2010: Climate change will destroy the planet, we have 12 years left to live! The global warming hoax started to be set aside because the Earth wasn't warming.

2018: Climate change will still destroy the planet unless we pay several trillion dollars (China is exempt) and we still have 12 years left to live.

2019: Stop having children. They won't live to adulthood. It's climate change, you see. We can stop the advance of the disaster by spending US national treasure and distributing it worldwide, killing all cows (except India) and doing away with cars, ships and airplanes (except those used by the elite). It's ok if China keeps its cars, planes and ships, and keeps using coal to generate power. President Trump goes to the G-7 Summit in Paris and passes on attending the climate segment. Maybe he took a nap or played golf instead.

The only sure way to save the planet and its inhabitants is to send cash - small bills ok - to Virtual Mirage. I'm sure that you'll feel better once you box up that unwanted US currency (ok to use large U-Haul boxes) and send it off to us. Heal the planet, donate now. I'll buy a steer, kill it and eat the steaks in your honor. A $1,000 donation gets you a free bag of jerky to celebrate killing a cow.

Social Justice at its Finest

Sometimes you need to Unburden and Share

That's why I have a blog. Dragoon811 must have felt much the same way:

I'm sure that the social justice warrior would put a sticker on the yarn, decrying the use of petroleum products (even though they were wearing nylon). And don't get me started on cotton. Wearing cotton is racist because black people used to pick cotton 120 years ago (as did poor white people). So with PC bans on wool, acrylic fiber (oil) and cotton, we're left with all wearing politically correct hemp weaves...