sunset from behind the wire

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Monday, December 17, 2012

The Plague of Firearms Violence

Where can Americans go when they are fearful of firearms violence? 

Where is their safe haven where the private ownership of firearms is dealt with by the imposition of long prison sentences?

Is there a country like this?  

Le Bandera de Mexico
As a matter of fact, there is and it's just across the border to the south. It's time to cross the border and live and work in Mexico where firearms crimes are punished and honest citizens are prohibited from owning most types of firearms! It's time to visit the place where GUN CONTROL WORKS! Just read the laws and you too will be convinced.

Under Article 10 of the Mexican Constitution, citizens are accorded the right to possess semi-automatic handguns or revolvers of a caliber no greater than .380 (for home defense), rifles no greater than .22, and shotguns no greater than a 12-gauge (hunting and shooting when a member of a club). Anything bigger than those calibers is considered for exclusive use of the military and strictly forbidden for civilian possession, as defined by Article 11 of the Federal Law of Firearms and Explosives. These firearms must be licensed with the local police department. Licensing means that they can't get into the hands of criminals -- if there were criminals in Mexico.

These laws keep Mexican citizens safe and they will keep you safe too when you decide to move your family to that paradise that is Mexico.

Drug cartels are simply poor attempts at propaganda by the conservative American press. Yes, some poor people do move drugs, but they are your friends and they mean you no harm. All of the reports of organized crime bandits in Mexico are fabrications. Ignore these lies, renounce your American Citizenship and move to Mexico where you too will feel safe, wrapped in a blanket of legislation.

If you don't believe me, visit the Mexican Tourism Board. There you will learn of the rich culture in Mexico without any mention of violence or criminal conduct. Would those people lie? Cast off your preconceived notions. You can walk the streets of any city in Mexico at any time without fear because of their legal restrictions that prohibit citizens from carrying firearms.

You can play these tunes while reading this blog:

Memorize the following so that you can share your love with your amigos de Mexico: Yo soy amigo de Obama!

Make your decision now to move to Mexico 
and save yourself and your family through 
the miracle that is firearms legislation

I understand that you may not want to move as far as Mexico to be safe. The city within a State with the most restrictive firearms ownership in the nation is the peace haven of Chicago, Illinois, home to President Obama and his senior staff. People walk the streets of Chicago without fear because the gun control legislation keeps them safe. Any questions? Contact 

Be One -- or -- Do One

The liberal argument in favor of gun control is driving women (and possibly a certain class of beta male) to find police officers and military warriors to be their companions. After all, when all firearms are outlawed and the only people with firearms will be outlaws and the police, how will women find solace through the dark, cold night?

On Euripides' blog post Our Culture of Violence, he explores failed roots of the progressive movement and their mania over firearms control to legislate safety. 

Yes, you could marry a stock broker or a politician, but when the chips hit the table, they are more likely to be hiding behind you and using you as a human shield against a gun wielding freak.

Society is not all unicorns and rainbows and when there is trouble, statistics show that women are more likely to be victims. Attractive women in particular become victimized by criminals who flaunt the law. Criminals in the new Obama World will find comfort in the fact that they are (almost) the only ones armed. Attractive women have one alternative to succumbing to senseless violence -- find an armed warrior. 
(note: not all police officers or military people are warriors - and while you can find warriors outside of their ranks, but if the Democrats get their way, they won't be armed)
(Attractive) women in the new ObamaNation have only three options in a land where honest people are completely disarmed:

  • Become a victim
  • Be a warrior
  • Do a warrior
It should help with the whole law enforcement recruiting effort...