sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Some Pigs - More Equal

I have no problem with simply banning Muslims from staff medical positions if they are unwilling to adhere to basic hygiene rules. Apparently the British National Health Service, the UK's version of ObamaCare for the masses, disagrees with me (and anyone with a brain).
British nurse wants to remain in burka.

The British National Health Service has had a problem with serious infections contracted in hospitals. It's a problem with worldwide scope. As a result, they instituted strict hygiene regulations to stop the spread of superbugs.
(Telegraph) Female staff who follow the Islamic faith will be allowed to cover their arms to preserve their modesty despite earlier guidance that all staff should be "bare below the elbow". 
The Department of Health has also relaxed rules prohibiting jewellery so that Sikh members of staff can wear bangles linked with their faith, providing they are pushed up the arm while the medic treats a patient.
My personal faith-based beliefs require me to be armed all of the time (in case faith in my fellow man fails). I have a feeling that walking into the UK with a .45 strapped to my hip would not be met with tolerance. But since Muslims in England use beheading axes as a component of honor killings (at home) and jihad (in the community), at least the country would seem to be axe friendly.

Review of the News (Rule 5 Edition)

Review of the News for August 20, 2013

Rule 5 Edition

The photo screams out, "SEARCH ME"
Another Terror Alert!

This time, I fear that it may send me to the employment line at TSA. Yes you heard it here first. Some people will feel that I'm a sell-out for doing this.
London airports are on “high terror alert” due to fears that women suicide bombers could use surgically inserted explosive breast implants to attack airliners, according to British media reports. 
The Mirror reports that Ibrahim al-Asiri — a Saudi citizen who is reported to be the chief bomb-maker for Al Qaeda — is believed to have developed a way to conceal explosives in medical implants and bodily cavities and thus escape detection by airport scanners. 
According to the Mirror, there is “credible” intelligence about the threat that Al Qaeda is planning to attack airliners flying out of London, with one Heathrow Airport staffer telling the paper, “There are genuine fears over this…We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts.”
And as you may expect, searchers will need to physically 'fondle' traveler's breasts to insure that they are not Muslims carrying bombs. It's a tough job but I may bring Woodsterman and WoFat along with me to the employment line. Some TSA people resent working for minimum wage. When I checked and found that they were willing to pay me anything, I was ecstatic. I thought that the Feds would make me pay them. What a country!

(h/t Pastorius)

The Road to Fame (Weinerizing Works)

Sexting Weiner has worked out for unemployed "hostess," Sydney Leathers, who has now achieved sex maven status, thanks to receiving pictures of the famous Weiner on her i-phone. She's now working in the porn industry, having people photograph her doing her stuff to a Weiner look-alike. It just doesn't take that much to "make it" in America does it?

And there may be a future in politics for her.

The 23-year-old Indiana Democrat who became (in)famous for getting into a heated sexting relationship with married New York mayor wannabe Anthony Weiner is lashing out against Republican women. (who cares?) “Yeah, I think conservative girls are really uptight,” Leathers mused. “It makes me think of, you know, the Fox News fembots who are obviously self-loathing, or they wouldn’t be Republicans and female, in my opinion.”

But Indiana may not be the place for her to make her mark on the political stage. I think that she'd find a better reception in Chicago. Or she could run for the US Senate in New York... What a country!

Can Demons be Exorcized? (News from China)

The Chinese weigh in on the matter (details here). This is a submission from "Wild Bill", an old China hand and a friend of WoFat's and mine.
Chinese Demon Mask
A Guangzhou man purporting to be a Taoist priest defrauded a woman of 20,000 yuan after convincing her to have sex with him to 'exorcise demons', Shenzhen Media Group reports. 
According to Haizhu district police, on July 23 a man, surnamed Huang, visited a feng shui store and struck up a conversation with the sales assistant Xin (pseudonym). After a brief display of what sounds like basic cold-reading, Huang convinced Xin that he had supernatural powers and told her he was a 'Master Dragon Seeker'. Huang also introduced Xin to his female disciple, Youxin, a "female geomancer"....... Pressed for information on the exorcism itself, Huang said that there were some things that "metaphysics and science cannot explain".
And a little conservative porn, for your consideration:

Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor

Yes it was.