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Monday, April 14, 2014

Mile High

(Fox News - Story and Video) Is the Love Cloud a way to cheat the system and do it one mile up?  I suspect that it's a matter of perspective, but if it's on your bucket list - why not? 

However, there are a few things that you need to keep in mind before you book a flight on the Love Cloud that might tend to negate the provisions of the average guy or gal's bucket list. 


  • It's not with an on-duty flight attendant, so does it really count?
  • It involves no subterfuge - removing some of the fun on a commercial aircraft.
  • It's not a chance meeting in First Class on a regularly scheduled flight from here to there with a super model who can't keep her hands off you...


There is a company in Las Vegas that will fly you around one mile up (40 minutes for $800) and you can stay up longer ---- as long as it takes until your money or your vigor expires.


Might you feel a bit rushed? Possible. I guess that it depends on who you're with.  

The pilot is said to wear noise-canceling headphones, but trust me, even in a Cessna 421, the pilot will feel you as you move around in the back of the fuselage. I don't think that they do special requests - a trapeze will not fit inside the fuselage of a C-421. However soft restraints will and they recommend that you bring your own 'marital aids'. If you don't have them with you -- it's Vegas, baby! You can buy whatever you want locally.

No, I've never tried it in a commercially prepared love machine such as this one. As a result, you're on your own and what happens in Vegas, stays there.




12 comments:

  1. Bloody hell! I don't think it has the same appeal if it's contrived. Takes the naughtiness away. I'd love to be the pilot though and just randomly start doing air acrobatics mid stroke!

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  2. I wonder how much Elon Musk or Richard Branson could make offering this service for a space flight. Would it be more fun in a weightless environment, or just a huge hassle to keep from bouncing off the walls?

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    1. You'd have to manage your coupling more strategically but I'm sure that the deed can be accomplished given sufficient lust.

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    1. Yes, in answer to your unasked hummmmm, I think that they'd allow you to bring both Bambi and Leather up for a flight.

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  4. I tried it, but I'm old so it cost me $2,400.00. The babe was a bit extra.

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  5. It doesn't count if it's not on a commercial flight.

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  6. ROTF... sigh... NOT making any comments...

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    1. The Love Cloud is waiting for you in Vegas. However a P-3 (or now a P-8) would be a far more legitimate place to join the club - and with air crews sexually integrated now, the opportunities are literally endless for all NFO's.

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