sunset from behind the wire

sunset from behind the wire

Monday, December 26, 2016

Rumor of the White Wolf

It started with an anonymous gift that arrived in the mail -- a white wolf mask -- that was eerily transformative. (cue the background music)

Small, heroic, children held off the White Wolf as long as they were able, bravely defending hearth and home. They aggressively defended the gifts that Santa left under the tree.

The police investigation is still ongoing and the identity of the evil White Wolf is still undetermined. Law enforcement ascertained that the wolf also likes warm home made chocolate chip cookies.