Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Urgent Needs

Sometimes you just can't make it out to the car.

The Smoking Gun - Police Report


A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot. Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

Clearly not ALL fifty shades of gray were involved here.