Friday Funnies

THE SCORNED WOMAN

Some women wonder why their men leave them. Usually it's because they've stopped being fun. That's why many men privately refer to their wives as "the old ball and chain" or "the fun stopper".

President Obama parties at Nelson Mandela's funeral
with Danish PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt

(1) Barack enjoys the company of Helle Thorning while Michelle
looks on, agitated. (2) Michelle is irritated that Barack has been
chatting with the beautiful blonde. Note the body language. (3)
Michelle and Barack switch seats to protect the president from the
attention of the white woman.

SANTA

WET DREAM

EXERCISE IN PRUDENCE

AH, YOUTH...