Wednesday, December 5, 2018

The Donkey Herd, etc.

Looking Ahead

I'm not handicapping the Democrat primary coming up in two years, but I can report where things stand.

Former Vice President Joe (Slow Joe) Biden is the most popular Democrat in the potential 2020 primary, with 28 percent of Democrat support. But two years is a long time and Slow Joe, not getting any younger, could easily stroke out between now and the primary, leaving his colleagues in the catbird's chair. If he runs, maybe he'll reach out to Alexandria Ocassio-Cortez as a running partner. Both of them are known for making absurd statements. Maybe she'll make him look erudite. She has her work ahead of her. Barack buried his vice president, sending him out to cut ribbons on bridges, attend tranny conferences, and turn ceremonial dirt with a spade at future building sites in an attempt to muzzle him.

The Old Communist, Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), comes in second place at 21 percent. The Donkeys are changing the rules so he won't be wiped out by the Clinton superdelegate machine that crushed him in 2016. Will the donkeys feel the Bern? I think that his ship has sailed, but he will run on the promising of spending government money to pay off your student loan, pay off your house, give you free healthcare and a guaranteed national wage. He will not mention that there is no such thing as "government money", only taxpayer money.

Hillary (the Old, Crooked, Crone) Clinton is in third place. We all know who she is and that she'd murder nuns and babies to get into the White House.

Robert (Beto) O’Rourke, is fourth and people call him the "new Obama". That's an insult where I come from, but in some circles, it has a lot of promise. Another empty chair? 

O'Rourke is currently polling ahead of Sen. Elizabeth (Fake Indian Warren D-MA, The Creepy Porn Lawyer*, Cory (Spartacus) Booker D-N.J and Kamala (Progressive Witch) Harris D-CA, and billionaire/former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg. There is a pile of hopeful dems under those noteworthy leaders. Some suggest as many as thirty of them, many whose names I don't recognize. They all want to savage each other to get a shot at the title.

No matter how it plays out, there will be a LOT of liberal money spent, and a lot of dirt thrown. And it will be entertaining.

*Creepy Porn Lawyer claims to be out of the race for the presidency but because he's a sociopath/liar, I expect that's just a tactic and that he will re-emerge from the swamp again, having used Hillary's 'reset button'.