This may see you through the Chinese Plague...or maybe it won't.
Keep in mind that I lived a sheltered life. It wasn't until I bought my first Harley Davidson that I learned the first rule of owning a Fat Boy. You always park it in the living room of the ground floor apartment and if the chain oiler drips (that thick, black, Harley oil) on the carpet, that's the girlfriend's problem.
So if you have a Harley, it's ok to park it in the living room. If you own a Ducati, it needs its own dedicated space in the garage.
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| Photo above: Hessians cut Photo below: With a hit man on the lawn of the Tropicana Hotel, Las Vegas, where we dug up a gun barrel used in a hit |
Keep in mind that I lived a sheltered life. It wasn't until I bought my first Harley Davidson that I learned the first rule of owning a Fat Boy. You always park it in the living room of the ground floor apartment and if the chain oiler drips (that thick, black, Harley oil) on the carpet, that's the girlfriend's problem.
Actually I was a police officer, undercover in the Hessians motorcycle club/gang when I figured that out. Two years a patched Hessian. And yes, I know how many teeth are in the skull on the cut and what they stand for.
So if you have a Harley, it's ok to park it in the living room. If you own a Ducati, it needs its own dedicated space in the garage.
Bob and Dave are sitting in a biker bar pre COVID-19. Because we know that you can't sit in a bar for a little refreshment anymore.
Bob: Dave, did your old lady ever cheat on you?
Dave: Yeah
Bob: What did you do?
Dave: With their bodies?